Post by PaulR5 on Jul 20, 2020 20:25:34 GMT -5
A farmer went to a local bar and ordered a pint. "This is a special day for me," the farmer said. "I'm celebrating!"
"This is a special day for me as well," said the woman next to him. "I, too am celebrating!"
"What a coincidence!" replied the farmer. Taking a sip of his brew, he added: "What are you celebrating?"
She responded, "My husband and I have been trying to have a baby. Today my gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence! I'm a chicken farmer and all last year my hens were infertile, but now they are all laying eggs again!"
"That's great!" said the woman. "How did you get your hens to start laying eggs again?"
"Well," said the farmer, "I used a different cock."
"What a coincidence!" said the woman, as she clinked her glass against his....
"This is a special day for me as well," said the woman next to him. "I, too am celebrating!"
"What a coincidence!" replied the farmer. Taking a sip of his brew, he added: "What are you celebrating?"
She responded, "My husband and I have been trying to have a baby. Today my gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence! I'm a chicken farmer and all last year my hens were infertile, but now they are all laying eggs again!"
"That's great!" said the woman. "How did you get your hens to start laying eggs again?"
"Well," said the farmer, "I used a different cock."
"What a coincidence!" said the woman, as she clinked her glass against his....
