Post by PaulR5 on Feb 15, 2021 12:48:24 GMT -5
A woman about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin. So, she moved again. The man seemed more amused than ever, so she moved again. With the fourth move, the man burst out laughing.
She complained to the bus driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man, who was in his early twenties, what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, "Well, Your Honor, it was like this. When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I smiled. Then she moved to a seat under a sign reading, 'The Double Mint Twins are Coming' and I grinned.
"Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.
"But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!' -- I just lost it~
"CASE DISMISSED!" said the judge.
She complained to the bus driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man, who was in his early twenties, what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, "Well, Your Honor, it was like this. When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I smiled. Then she moved to a seat under a sign reading, 'The Double Mint Twins are Coming' and I grinned.
"Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.
"But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!' -- I just lost it~
"CASE DISMISSED!" said the judge.