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Post by Neal on Oct 29, 2021 4:23:21 GMT -5
People are making end of the world jokes like there's no tomorrow.
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Post by Neal on Nov 5, 2021 2:47:03 GMT -5
Intelligence is like underwear. It is important that you have it but not necessary that you show it off.
Verbiage below is not all that humorous. The location of the verbiage is what I find humorous.
I found it in a stall in a men's room in a local upscale restaurant/gas station.
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Post by Neal on Nov 12, 2021 19:50:07 GMT -5
Fun Fact; Nothing starts with N and ends with G.
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Post by glh on Nov 15, 2021 21:21:28 GMT -5
Without a doubt. I worked for the State of Illinois Department of Corrections for 29 years. My last four years I worked in supply, which was all done on computer utilizing Point Of Sale software. While we used the latest in Microsoft Windows software (we had just upgraded from 98 to XP when I retired in 2010), our Point Of Sale software was written by Western Illinois University students. Oh. What. Fun. I'm tempted to ask how many times you called those students up for an on site tech visit Unfortunately everything was handled from the state capital. About the only thing remotely resembling fun I got to have was when we were visited by vendor reps and they weren't interesting in the least.
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Post by Neal on Nov 19, 2021 7:22:32 GMT -5
What did Snow White say when she came out of the photo booth? Someday my prints will come.
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Post by Neal on Nov 26, 2021 6:39:19 GMT -5
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? Short.
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Post by dgt224 on Nov 28, 2021 18:04:11 GMT -5
Neal: "What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? Short."
Me: Also, shore.
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Post by Neal on Nov 28, 2021 21:10:13 GMT -5
Neal: "What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? Short." Me: Also, shore. I'm a literalist. And since the only "shore" I can think of is "A shore or a shoreline is the fringe of land at the edge of a large body of water, such as an ocean, sea, or lake. Wikipedia". And I'm lousy at Brain Teasers. I can't figure out what two letters added to shore would make it shorter.
What are the two letters? Please.
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Post by paul on Nov 28, 2021 22:55:06 GMT -5
Neal: "What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? Short." Me: Also, shore. I'm a literalist. And since the only "shore" I can think of is "A shore or a shoreline is the fringe of land at the edge of a large body of water, such as an ocean, sea, or lake. Wikipedia". And I'm lousy at Brain Teasers. I can't figure out what two letters added to shore would make it shorter.
What are the two letters? Please.
Shor te r. The way I figure it anyway.
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Post by PaulR5 on Nov 29, 2021 3:50:14 GMT -5
Well, by the same reasoning, the word "shoer" would work. A shoer is someone who puts shoes on horses, also known as a farrier. By adding "rt" to "shoer," thus making it "shorter" there is another word which becomes shorter with two letters added.
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Post by Neal on Nov 29, 2021 4:47:49 GMT -5
Well duh. I told you I was a literalist and lousy at brain teasers.
Adding meant adding to the end of the word to me. Not adding by inserting letters.
You both have expanded the box I'm thinking inside of.
Thanks
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Post by Neal on Dec 2, 2021 21:47:02 GMT -5
I don’t mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet food in 3 hours and 20 minutes.
SNOW DAY
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Post by Neal on Dec 10, 2021 1:10:01 GMT -5
It’s safer to fall from 10 miles high than from the 10th floor because on average you will live longer.
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Post by Neal on Dec 17, 2021 0:14:54 GMT -5
Chocolate comes from the Cacao tree which is a plant. Therefore chocolate counts as salad. Not fattening.
Sunday evening plan.
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Post by PaulR5 on Dec 17, 2021 3:09:29 GMT -5
LOL, Neal.
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