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Post by PaulR5 on Mar 28, 2022 0:50:12 GMT -5
The guy in the second panel looks like he NEEDS the help of the penis pump he is being handed.
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Post by Neal on Apr 1, 2022 3:11:46 GMT -5
"THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!! - Everyone Pompeii, 79 A.D.  
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Post by Neal on Apr 8, 2022 4:12:15 GMT -5
No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.
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Post by Neal on Apr 15, 2022 6:44:02 GMT -5
I thought growing old would take longer. 
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Post by glh on Apr 15, 2022 15:48:00 GMT -5
I'm thinking that's a bit more like a ham bone. Just sayin'...
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Post by Neal on Apr 23, 2022 5:19:45 GMT -5
Sometimes it takes me all day to get nothing done.
 
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Post by Neal on Apr 30, 2022 3:05:05 GMT -5
Camping: where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person. 
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Post by Neal on May 6, 2022 2:24:48 GMT -5
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France resulted in linoleum blown apart.
 
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Post by Neal on May 13, 2022 3:29:23 GMT -5
I am not lazy. I am highly motivated to do nothing.
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Post by Neal on May 20, 2022 3:45:30 GMT -5
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car."
- Bob Monkhouse 
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Post by Neal on May 27, 2022 6:53:42 GMT -5
I HAVE NEVER FAKED A SARCASM IN MY LIFE!
 
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Post by PaulR5 on Jun 3, 2022 10:17:51 GMT -5
A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blond.
The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, “It’s golf balls”.
Nevertheless, the blond continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked, “Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?”
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Post by Neal on Jun 3, 2022 19:27:31 GMT -5
How does NASA organize a party? They planet!
 
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Post by Neal on Jun 10, 2022 5:28:06 GMT -5
COWS HAVE HOOVES BECAUSE THEY LACTOSE
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Post by Neal on Jun 19, 2022 3:43:49 GMT -5
I named my dog “5 Miles” so I can say I walk 5 miles everday.
 
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