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Post by glh on Aug 29, 2022 11:08:06 GMT -5
Old saying - Volkswagen's don't leak oil; they mark their territory. That was also an old saying of Harley riders.  |
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Post by Neal on Sept 2, 2022 6:11:03 GMT -5
Coconuts are mammals because they have fur and produce milk. Discuss
 
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Post by Neal on Sept 9, 2022 6:42:50 GMT -5
People said, “Follow your dreams.” So, I went back to bed.
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Post by Neal on Sept 17, 2022 4:43:50 GMT -5
I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.
 
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Post by Neal on Sept 23, 2022 7:16:15 GMT -5
When does a joke become a “Dad Joke”? When it becomes apparent. 
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Post by Neal on Sept 30, 2022 8:05:13 GMT -5
I like to play this game called "Nap Roulette." I take a nap without setting an alarm. Will it be 20 minutes or 4 hours? It's risky and I love it. 
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Post by Neal on Oct 7, 2022 2:13:06 GMT -5
AUTO CORRECT HAS BECOME MY WORST ENEMA
 
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Post by Neal on Oct 15, 2022 1:12:51 GMT -5
My Boss told me a good worker is hard to find. So, when I get to work, I hide.
 
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Post by Neal on Oct 21, 2022 21:15:56 GMT -5
Did you realize that if you sit on the toilet at 11:59 and the clock strikes midnight, it’s the same s**t different day? 
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Post by Neal on Oct 28, 2022 18:37:55 GMT -5
I finally quit drinking for good. Now I’m drinking for evil. 
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Post by PaulR5 on Oct 30, 2022 21:37:44 GMT -5
The ones for October 28 seem even better than usual.
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Post by Neal on Oct 31, 2022 0:37:56 GMT -5
The ones for October 28 seem even better than usual. Thanks for the input. I get "likes" so I keep on posting. This is the first constructive comment I've ever received. I "collect" things from the web and stick them in a folder specifically for Fridays. Then whatever mood I'm in on Fridays effects what I post then. Sometimes I want readers to laugh and move on and sometimes I want them to laugh and think about life's absurdities because "Many a true word is spoken in jest." I hope I don't annoy anyone. That is not my intention. Life is too short to take it seriously because you can't get out of it alive. We are all in this together. I'm pullin for ya. |
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Post by dgt224 on Nov 3, 2022 16:15:33 GMT -5
Thanks for the input. I get "likes" so I keep on posting. This is the first constructive comment I've ever received. I "collect" things from the web and stick them in a folder specifically for Fridays. Then whatever mood I'm in on Fridays effects what I post then. Sometimes I want readers to laugh and move on and sometimes I want them to laugh and think about life's absurdities because "Many a true word is spoken in jest." I hope I don't annoy anyone. That is not my intention. Life is too short to take it seriously because you can't get out of it alive. We are all in this together. I'm pullin for ya. Looking back, I see I've been remiss in not "liking" or commenting, so I'll note now that I really look forward to these weekly posts. I think my favorite over the last couple of months was the Linux in space sign, having worked with Linux back when "work" involved a paycheck, although the auto-correct comment runs a close second. |
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Post by Neal on Nov 4, 2022 22:44:43 GMT -5
The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.
 For you GLH 
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Post by dgt224 on Nov 5, 2022 0:39:25 GMT -5
Not GLH, but I did take that advice, proactively, about 35 years ago, when I still lived in Minnesota. It was an early spring day, so still lots of snow on the ground, and I was walking on the sidewalk next to a grocery store parking lot (a Lunds in south Minneapolis, back when that was a separate chain). As I crossed the sloped entry I put my uphill foot down on what my peripheral vision identified as asphalt pavement. Not pavement - black ice that had been polished to a mirror finish by cars spinning their wheels to make it up the slight slope into the parking lot. That foot never stopped moving, just changed direction when it hit the ice - it may have been the most spectacular fall most of the onlookers had ever seen. Half a dozen people came up to see if I had survived. (OK, it was Minnesota thirty years ago - they were all checking to see if I needed help.)
Happily, those were the days when I was in the Aikido dojo teaching or practicing five to seven days a week, so when my feet went flying, I just automatically flattened out. Since my feet were flying out to the side, I naturally took all of the impact on the side of my upper body, and my jacket provided more padding than the mats we practiced on at the dojo, so the only injury was to my pride.
Easily the most fabulous fall of my life.
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