Online Humor leads to a discovery

Not to mention the spare wouldn't work out very well! I can't imagine driving something like that. One turn and I'd flip it.

One day many years ago I was working at a business in the town near where I live, and a monster vehicle similar to that in the pic parked and the occupants came in.  The vehicle had Alaska plates.  A pickup truck with Oklahoma plates parked two spaces over from that and the occupants of that vehicle also came in.  They ended up leaving at almost the same time.  The Alaska monster truck backed out, and saw the Oklahoma truck backing out, so waited for the truck from OK to proceed to the highway (he was closer to the highway).

Meanwhile, two other vehicles pulled up behind Alaska monster vehicle, preventing it from backing up further.  (He was paying attention to the rear-view mirror.)  Oklahoma pickup truck had plenty of room, but paid not any attention and backed into the Alaska monster vehicle.

The drivers got into an argument and one came in and asked me to call the police.  There was some damage to both vehicles, and none of the occupants of either vehicle had cell phones.  The police came, and the driver of the Oklahoma pickup truck claimed that the Alaska Monster vehicle had been moving forward while the Okla vehicle was backing up.  Bull!  I had seen it all, and told the police what I had seen.

Shortly after that, the owner of the business where I was working part-time installed security cameras which covered that part of the parking lot.