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Post by PaulR5 on Jan 20, 2022 22:01:55 GMT -5
A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
His wife screams at him as his friend listens in. "My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! What the hell did you bring him home for?
"Because he's thinking of getting married...."
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Post by PaulR5 on Jan 27, 2022 20:47:52 GMT -5
“Statistics are like bikinis.
"What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.” ~ Aaron Levenstein
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