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Post by Dabeagle on Sept 29, 2014 14:31:09 GMT -5
Here is my favorite - for now: 1. Submitted by Lucas Updyke (Facebook) Once a girl I was seeing wanted me to use anal beads on her while we did it doggy style. I’m not really into butt stuff so I didn’t know what I was doing, but I went along with it. Since I was new to the whole thing, I didn’t know you’re supposed to pull them out SLOWLY. I pulled them out like I was rip-starting a lawn mower — the result? One screaming woman, one horizontal shit-fountain, one ruined bed, and one ended relationship. Read the rest HERE
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Post by Lugnutz on Oct 5, 2014 20:25:29 GMT -5
Funny.
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Post by jamessavik on Mar 7, 2015 14:05:43 GMT -5
Bubba went to his doctor, pulled out his schlong and it was bright hunter's orange.
Bubba said, "Please help Doc! Why is my pecker... ready for hunting season?"
The doc was astonished.
He looked in his medical texts, searched the internet and found nothing to explain his patient's strange condition.
It occurred to him to ask- "Bubba, have you had any changed in your sex life recently?"
Bubba said, "No. I just had a six pack, a bag of Cheetos and a p0rn flick like I usually do."
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Post by Lugnutz on Mar 7, 2015 16:33:42 GMT -5
Forgot the bean bag chair.
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Post by PaulR5 on Mar 29, 2015 1:11:08 GMT -5
Dave, what are the guidelines for the "Embarrassing Sex Stories" thread? Can it be about something one has personally experienced, or must it be about someone else or something published online already? I do not wish to run afoul of any guidelines I might be missing.
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Post by Dabeagle on Mar 29, 2015 9:31:15 GMT -5
The ones I shared were in an article, feel free to share whatever.
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Post by Lugnutz on Mar 29, 2015 13:03:45 GMT -5
The more funny, the better.
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Post by ryanbartlett on Mar 31, 2015 2:06:55 GMT -5
My friend, Robbie, the first time he bottomed his boyfriend had a hard time getting in. He kept telling Robbie to relax and when he did, the boyfriend slipped right in. The only problem was Robbie had a full bladder and when his boyfriend entered him Robbie peed all over him. Not what I could call a romantic first time.
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Post by Lugnutz on Mar 31, 2015 2:18:53 GMT -5
Into watersports then?
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Post by ryanbartlett on Mar 31, 2015 10:28:32 GMT -5
Uh from the story he told me it was horrifying not enjoyable.
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Post by PaulR5 on Apr 12, 2015 0:16:24 GMT -5
Back when I was about 13½ years old, my best friend had persuaded me that I should shave my pubic area as he had done, because "it would grow back thicker." One day, my mother was going to town, so as soon as she left, I got Dad's razor and started shaving. What I didn't know, Mom had grabbed her keys and forgot her purse. She came back and caught me shaving, and I am not sure who was more embarrassed. She had not seen my genitals since I was three or four years old. I don't remember what excuse I gave her....
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Post by Lugnutz on Apr 12, 2015 4:52:04 GMT -5
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Post by PaulR5 on Apr 13, 2015 1:22:47 GMT -5
I have, at times trimmed my pubic hair so that my "male organ of generation," to use a phrase from a marriage book from roughly 1907, would show up more clearly. For some reason, the picture above reminds me of an old joke. I was raised Southern Baptist in a VERY conservative family, and dancing was forbidden.
The Joke: "Why don't Baptists have sex standing up?" Answer: "Someone might think they are dancing...."
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Post by ryanbartlett on Apr 16, 2015 1:07:28 GMT -5
I had to help my friends sister move a piece of furniture from her office back to her house. I was waiting by the truck after we loaded this thing and they went back inside, for what I still don't know. Anyway, I bent over to tie my shoe and some guy walked up and slapped me on the ass. When I stood up straight he got this mortified, completely embarrassed look on his face, "I'm so sorry, I thought you were someone else!" To bad, he was adorable!
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Post by jamessavik on May 5, 2015 23:47:05 GMT -5
Embarrassing- and painful.
Zippers can be downright evil. I might walk right in a week or so.
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