Post by PaulR5 on Jul 27, 2018 12:27:37 GMT -5
One Sunday in a medium sized church in the small city, the devil appeared at the door and began stomping down the aisle toward the minister.
As Lucifer stomped, you could smell the carpet scorching, and see the scorch marks where each hoof had been.
Everyone fled except for one elderly gentleman over 60. Irritated, Satan stomped toward him, growing more angry by the second that the old seemed to barely notice him. At the entrance to the pew where the gentleman sat calmly, the Chief Demon growled, "Do you know who I am?"
The aged man calmly answered, "Yep.
"You're not scared of me?"
"Nope."
"WHY NOT?"
"Because I've been married to your sister for over 40 years!"
As Lucifer stomped, you could smell the carpet scorching, and see the scorch marks where each hoof had been.
Everyone fled except for one elderly gentleman over 60. Irritated, Satan stomped toward him, growing more angry by the second that the old seemed to barely notice him. At the entrance to the pew where the gentleman sat calmly, the Chief Demon growled, "Do you know who I am?"
The aged man calmly answered, "Yep.
"You're not scared of me?"
"Nope."
"WHY NOT?"
"Because I've been married to your sister for over 40 years!"
