Neighbor helping himself to....
Feb 1, 2019 18:38:30 GMT -5
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Post by PaulR5 on Feb 1, 2019 18:38:30 GMT -5
A man received the following text from his neighbor:
I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again.
Bob, anguished and betrayed, didn't know what to do......
A few moments later, a second text came in:
Damn spell check! I meant "wi-fi"
I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again.
Bob, anguished and betrayed, didn't know what to do......
A few moments later, a second text came in:
Damn spell check! I meant "wi-fi"
