Post by baddius on Jul 30, 2019 18:14:59 GMT -5
A tough biker walks into a bar. He is looking to establish that he is the toughest guy there, so he takes a quick look around and walks over to a small man staring into his beer. The biker picks up the glass and downs the beer in a few quick gulps and slams the glass onto the table. The man looks up in shock abd starts sputtering, but the biker just shoves him back.
"I take what I want and there's not a thing you can do about it, little man," the biker jeers.
Then, the man starts crying. Hes really bawling, certainly not what the biker expected.
"Hey, man. Calm down. It's just a beer.."
"No! It is NOT just a beer! I have had the absolute worst day ever here!" Without pausing, the man continued, "First of all, the boss made me come into work, even though I have the flu. I discovered someone slashed my tires this morning, so I had to fix those and I was late! The boss fired me!
"Then, I got outside the office to find the tow truck repossessing my car! I had to walk home and, of course, it rained the entire 7 mile trek!
"Then, when I get home, I find my wife in bed with my best friend! I am so upset then, I grab some things and just leave! At least, I try to, but I trip over the cat and get the crap scratched out of me!
"So I have no idea what to do. I figure I can visit mother in the nursing home! I go to visit, but she doesn't know who I am and starts yelling that I get out of her room. Works herself up so much, she siezes up and collapses right there! They had to rush her to the ER and I'm not going to be allowed to come back and see her. And that's if she even makes it!
"So I start to come here, my last refuge in the world. Of course, on the way here I got mugged and they took my wallet, phone, and shoes! I walk in, hoping that Tony, the owner, can put me up for a while, when I find out Tony died last month and his son is going to be converting the bar into a vape shop!
"I've lost everything I love in one day and I couldn't take it anymore! I was just sitting in the corner there minding my own business. I was trying to build up the courage to just end it all! And... Now..."
The man begins sobbing for a moment but regains his composure long enough to choke out the rest,
"Now I can't even do that, because you walked in and drank all my poison!!!"
"I take what I want and there's not a thing you can do about it, little man," the biker jeers.
Then, the man starts crying. Hes really bawling, certainly not what the biker expected.
"Hey, man. Calm down. It's just a beer.."
"No! It is NOT just a beer! I have had the absolute worst day ever here!" Without pausing, the man continued, "First of all, the boss made me come into work, even though I have the flu. I discovered someone slashed my tires this morning, so I had to fix those and I was late! The boss fired me!
"Then, I got outside the office to find the tow truck repossessing my car! I had to walk home and, of course, it rained the entire 7 mile trek!
"Then, when I get home, I find my wife in bed with my best friend! I am so upset then, I grab some things and just leave! At least, I try to, but I trip over the cat and get the crap scratched out of me!
"So I have no idea what to do. I figure I can visit mother in the nursing home! I go to visit, but she doesn't know who I am and starts yelling that I get out of her room. Works herself up so much, she siezes up and collapses right there! They had to rush her to the ER and I'm not going to be allowed to come back and see her. And that's if she even makes it!
"So I start to come here, my last refuge in the world. Of course, on the way here I got mugged and they took my wallet, phone, and shoes! I walk in, hoping that Tony, the owner, can put me up for a while, when I find out Tony died last month and his son is going to be converting the bar into a vape shop!
"I've lost everything I love in one day and I couldn't take it anymore! I was just sitting in the corner there minding my own business. I was trying to build up the courage to just end it all! And... Now..."
The man begins sobbing for a moment but regains his composure long enough to choke out the rest,
"Now I can't even do that, because you walked in and drank all my poison!!!"