Post by PaulR5 on Aug 15, 2019 22:38:55 GMT -5
Guy goes to see doctor about his girlfriend’s pregnancy.
Guy: “Doctor, my girlfriend is pregnant, but we always use protection and the condom never broke. How is it possible?”
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Doctor: “Let me tell you a story. There was once a hunter who carried a gun with him wherever he went. One day he took an umbrella with him instead of his gun. A lion jumped out in front of him and roared. In order to scare the lion, he grabbed his umbrella, pointed it at the lion, and pretended to shoot. Bang! The lion was shot and fell dead.”
Guy: “Nonsense! Someone else must have shot the lion.”
Doctor: “Glad you understood the point of the story. Next patient, please!” ~ Unknown
Guy: “Doctor, my girlfriend is pregnant, but we always use protection and the condom never broke. How is it possible?”
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Doctor: “Let me tell you a story. There was once a hunter who carried a gun with him wherever he went. One day he took an umbrella with him instead of his gun. A lion jumped out in front of him and roared. In order to scare the lion, he grabbed his umbrella, pointed it at the lion, and pretended to shoot. Bang! The lion was shot and fell dead.”
Guy: “Nonsense! Someone else must have shot the lion.”
Doctor: “Glad you understood the point of the story. Next patient, please!” ~ Unknown