Post by PaulR5 on Sept 3, 2019 12:32:31 GMT -5
Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.
I went to a shrink and told him, “I have problems. Every time I go to bed I think
there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy!”
“Just put yourself in my hands for one year,” said the shrink. "Come talk to me
three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”
“How much do you charge?”
“One hundred fifty dollars per session,” replied the doctor.
“I'll sleep on it,” I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street.
He asked, “Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?”
“Well, $150 a visit, three times a week for a year, is $23,400.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00.
I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought a new pickup truck.”
“Is that so?” With a bit of an attitude he said, “And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”
“He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Nobody under there now.”
