ivor
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Post by ivor on Jan 8, 2021 13:30:40 GMT -5
A woman walks into the Social Service office trailed by 15 kids.
"Wow", the social worker exclaimed, "Are they all yours?"
"Yep, they're all mine" the flustered mother sighs having heard that
question a thousand times before.
She says "Sit down Terry" and all the children rush to find seats.
"Well", says the social worker, "you must be here to apply for a
benefit, I'll need all your children's names."
"To keep it simple, the boys are all named Terry and the girls are all
named Terri." said the woman.
In disbelief, the caseworker says "Are you serious? They're all named Terry?"
Their mother replied "Yes, it makes it easier.
When it's time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell
Terry and when it's time for dinner I just yell Terry and they all
come running.
If I need to stop the kid who's running into the street I just yell
Terry and all of them stop.
It's the smartest idea I ever had, naming them all Terry."
The social worker thinks this over for a bit then wrinkles her
forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want one kid to
come and not the whole bunch? "
"Then I just call them by their surnames..." said the mother.
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Post by Dabeagle on Jan 9, 2021 0:55:58 GMT -5
OMG. LOL
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