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Post by Neal on Sept 29, 2023 6:08:34 GMT -5
The Doctor told me to lose weight…. I went to the bakery for a second opinion.
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Post by Neal on Oct 6, 2023 14:28:05 GMT -5
Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.
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Post by Dabeagle on Oct 12, 2023 17:14:48 GMT -5
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Post by Neal on Oct 13, 2023 4:22:24 GMT -5
I threw a ball for my dog. Extravagant, I know. But he looks amazing in a tuxedo.
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Post by Neal on Oct 14, 2023 6:57:54 GMT -5
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Post by Neal on Oct 20, 2023 2:16:48 GMT -5
I no longer get up to investigate strange noises. It’s whatever.
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Post by Neal on Oct 27, 2023 6:12:29 GMT -5
Tradition, is peer pressure from the dead.
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Post by Neal on Nov 3, 2023 7:19:01 GMT -5
Thanks for nothing autocorrect…. I will never get a date being a “homeless romantic.”
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Post by Neal on Nov 10, 2023 7:32:24 GMT -5
I hate when people say, "Bite Me" and then act all surprised.
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Post by Neal on Nov 17, 2023 3:03:43 GMT -5
Every time you make a typo, the errorists win!
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Post by Dabeagle on Nov 19, 2023 14:44:52 GMT -5
That last one with the mittens, love it! lol
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Post by Neal on Nov 24, 2023 6:06:55 GMT -5
Why is no one ever the right amount of whelmed?
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Post by Neal on Dec 1, 2023 5:07:48 GMT -5
The two unwritten rules of life:
Rule 1.
Rule 2.
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Post by dgt224 on Dec 1, 2023 15:35:10 GMT -5
Given how good my hearing has gotten in recent years, I might could use those large-print audio books!
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Post by Neal on Dec 8, 2023 19:28:21 GMT -5
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the naughty boys live.
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