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Post by Neal on Dec 15, 2023 4:52:16 GMT -5
When you teach a wolf to meditate, he becomes … aware wolf.
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Post by Neal on Dec 22, 2023 5:06:35 GMT -5
How do you know Santa is near? You can sense his presents.
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Post by Neal on Dec 29, 2023 22:59:45 GMT -5
I just fired myself from cleaning my house. I don’t like my attitude and I caught myself drinking on the job.
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Post by Dabeagle on Dec 30, 2023 1:11:23 GMT -5
Volkswagenitalia. If you're a pervert...you know. LOL
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Post by Neal on Jan 5, 2024 5:52:41 GMT -5
If you don’t cut the pizza and eat the whole thing, technically, you only had 1 piece. (Also true with cake and pie.)
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Post by Neal on Jan 12, 2024 3:22:32 GMT -5
After all the eating I did over the holidays, I am happy to report my socks still fit.
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Post by Neal on Jan 19, 2024 4:10:39 GMT -5
Hugh Hefner became a millionaire staying home in his pajamas. I’m not having the same result.
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Post by Neal on Jan 26, 2024 6:36:26 GMT -5
I don’t want to fix my bad spending habits. I simply want to be able to afford them.
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Post by Neal on Feb 9, 2024 5:09:34 GMT -5
I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep EVERYONE away, whatever their profession.
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Post by glh on Feb 11, 2024 19:08:09 GMT -5
Good to see you back, Neal!
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Post by Neal on Feb 16, 2024 4:58:18 GMT -5
I miss the old days, when bills didn’t have my name on them.
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Post by Neal on Feb 23, 2024 4:31:04 GMT -5
Taller people sleep longer in bed.
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Post by Neal on Mar 1, 2024 4:31:35 GMT -5
Water is heavier than butane because butane is a lighter fluid.
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Post by Neal on Mar 8, 2024 6:17:17 GMT -5
My favorite childhood memory is not knowing about taxes. If you know what they are. Did you have fun with them?
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Post by Neal on Mar 14, 2024 23:41:08 GMT -5
If you see me talking to myself, leave me alone. I’m having a staff meeting.
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