ivor
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Post by ivor on Dec 20, 2023 4:39:53 GMT -5
A penguin is driving down the street. ( I know). He hears a loud noise from under the car. He knows nothing about cars so he pulls into the 1st garage he finds and asks the mechanic to check it out. The mechanic says ok but there is one car ahead of him if he wants to wait. The penguin says ok and the mechanic tells him there is an ice cream shop across the street if he wants something cold.
So the penguin goes across the street and orders some vanilla ice cream. The waitress brings a big bowl of ice cream. The penguin has a problem because he can’t use the spoon. He looks around and says the heck with it and dips his beak right into the bowl. He finally eats all the ice cream but gets some of it on his beak and face. He goes back to the garage and the mechanic is under his car.
The penguin asks “ well, what does it look like”? The mechanic rolls out from under the car, looks up at the penguin and says “ it looks like you blew a seal.”
The penguin quickly wipes his face and says “No! Really! It’s just vanilla ice cream!”
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