Post by ivor on Mar 12, 2024 5:44:18 GMT -5
Ron and Her Majesty were in Hyde Park, London, in a formal carriage pulled by 6 matching white horses. Very formal, very regal, very grand. The guards on horseback, marching soldiers in full regalia - the whole 9 yards.
One of the 2 rear horses suddenly lets out a ghastly green fart - the vapors overwhelming the carriage driver, and the soldiers nearby, and of course Liz and Ron. After they recover, and realizing just how extraordinarily bad this was, the Queen just had to say something.
So she said “You know, Mr President, there are things even the Queen of England cannot control!”.
He responded, “Ma’am, until you said something, I thought that was one of the horses…”