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Post by PaulR5 on Jul 7, 2017 17:19:06 GMT -5
Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?
Boss: Sure, come on in. What can I do for you?
Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years.
Boss: Yes.
Employee: I won't beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise. I currently have four companies after me and so I decided to talk to you first.
Boss: A raise? I would love to give you a raise, but this is just not the right time.
Employee: I understand your position, and I know that the current economic down turn has had a negative impact on sales, but you must also take into consideration my hard work, pro-activeness and loyalty to this company for over a decade.
Boss: Taking into account these factors, and considering I don't want to start a brain drain, I'm willing to offer you a ten percent raise and an extra five days of vacation time. How does that sound?
Employee: Great! It's a deal! Thank you, sir!
Boss: Before you go, just out of curiosity, what companies were after you?
Employee: Oh, the Electric Company, Gas Company, Water Company and the Mortgage Company!
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Post by Lugnutz on Jul 21, 2017 22:04:27 GMT -5
Rim shot.
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Post by Lugnutz on Sept 25, 2020 17:18:08 GMT -5
The last two posts have been reported as spam.
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The Raise
Oct 2, 2020 13:13:26 GMT -5
via mobile
Post by baddius on Oct 2, 2020 13:13:26 GMT -5
Pretty sure they're advertising all them busty porn stars on the wrong site anyways.
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Post by Lugnutz on Oct 9, 2020 16:38:58 GMT -5
Reported.
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