Post by PaulR5 on Sept 13, 2018 1:55:51 GMT -5
In the Emergency Room of a major city hospital one day, a 45 year old gentleman was brought in from a serious vehicle accident. He had some major injuries, so after he was out of danger, he was assigned a hospital room. Four female nurses were assigned to his care. He had two broken arms, so he had to have help with eating, bathroom functions, and bathing. In addition, some internal injuries required monitoring for a bit over a week.
The gentleman was a great patient, and soon won the nurses over with his good humor and charm. His looks were not so great, but he made up for it in personality. As the nurses gave him a sponge bath from time to time, they discovered that about an inch down the shaft of his male organ from the head was a large dot of blue. One of the nurses had enough nerve to ask him about it, and he said, "In my younger days, I got drunk a lot, and got a small tattoo there. My girlfriend at the time started calliing me 'Dot' because of it. You ladies are welcome to call me 'Dot" if you wish. By the way, will you go out with me when I get out of here?
She politely turned him down, but told the other three nurses about it, and all four of them started calling the man "Dot."
Over the next several days he asked each of the four nurses to go out with him. All politely declined.
A month after he got out of the hospital, he returned. Each nurse again was asked, in turn to go out with him. One nurse finally consented to go out with him.
The next day, the nurse came in. She looked very tired and a bit shell-shocked.
The other three nurses got together with her and, in a semi-private location, pumped her for details about her date with "Dot."
"Did you go to bed with him?" a nurse asked.
She answered: "He charmed me into bed, and I was shocked! When he has an erection, that dot on his male part spells out, "Little Rock, Arkansas!" On top of that, he was like the Energizer Bunny! He just kept going, and going, and going...."
The gentleman was a great patient, and soon won the nurses over with his good humor and charm. His looks were not so great, but he made up for it in personality. As the nurses gave him a sponge bath from time to time, they discovered that about an inch down the shaft of his male organ from the head was a large dot of blue. One of the nurses had enough nerve to ask him about it, and he said, "In my younger days, I got drunk a lot, and got a small tattoo there. My girlfriend at the time started calliing me 'Dot' because of it. You ladies are welcome to call me 'Dot" if you wish. By the way, will you go out with me when I get out of here?
She politely turned him down, but told the other three nurses about it, and all four of them started calling the man "Dot."
Over the next several days he asked each of the four nurses to go out with him. All politely declined.
A month after he got out of the hospital, he returned. Each nurse again was asked, in turn to go out with him. One nurse finally consented to go out with him.
The next day, the nurse came in. She looked very tired and a bit shell-shocked.
The other three nurses got together with her and, in a semi-private location, pumped her for details about her date with "Dot."
"Did you go to bed with him?" a nurse asked.
She answered: "He charmed me into bed, and I was shocked! When he has an erection, that dot on his male part spells out, "Little Rock, Arkansas!" On top of that, he was like the Energizer Bunny! He just kept going, and going, and going...."