Post by baddius on Mar 2, 2019 6:34:43 GMT -5
A man and his wife were going through tough times and, though he has worked a steady job for years, times were lean and he was forced to take on a second job. Luckily he quickly found employment at BurgerZone, the local hamburger establishment and things were looking up.
One day the man returned home with a troubled expression on his face. His wife, full of concern that something might have happened, asked if everything was alright at work.
"Well dear... everything is great. The pay is good, and I haven't had any trouble with any customers, though I swear I will never eat another burger again!"
"Well, if everything is ok then..."
"Well, there is one thing. Lately I've been having this urge to... put my dick inside the pickle slicer... just to see what its like."
The wife was shocked!
"No dear! You certainly can't do that! Think of all the risks!!!"
"I suppose you're right dear. I'll put this out of my mind for now."
A month passed, with no mention of the whole "pickle slicer" thing. The wife quickly forgot her husband's outrageous urge. Then one day he came in, his face pale and covered in sweat. The wife was full of concern, again.
"What ever is the matter, darling?"
"I almost did it... I almost put my dick in the pickle slicer. It was the most exciting feeling and-"
"DARYLL! You will stop this crazy talk of putting your dick in the pickle slicer! We both know it is childish and irresponsible, not to mention dangerous."
"Yes dear. I will... try to resist my crazy impulses..."
The next day the wife received a phone call. It was her husband, sounding dejected.
"Well, I finally did it. I finally put my dick in the pickle slicer."
"OH MY GOD!!! What happened!?!"
"Oh... I got fired."
"NO! Not that! What happened with the pickle slicer?"
"Oh..... She got fired too."
One day the man returned home with a troubled expression on his face. His wife, full of concern that something might have happened, asked if everything was alright at work.
"Well dear... everything is great. The pay is good, and I haven't had any trouble with any customers, though I swear I will never eat another burger again!"
"Well, if everything is ok then..."
"Well, there is one thing. Lately I've been having this urge to... put my dick inside the pickle slicer... just to see what its like."
The wife was shocked!
"No dear! You certainly can't do that! Think of all the risks!!!"
"I suppose you're right dear. I'll put this out of my mind for now."
A month passed, with no mention of the whole "pickle slicer" thing. The wife quickly forgot her husband's outrageous urge. Then one day he came in, his face pale and covered in sweat. The wife was full of concern, again.
"What ever is the matter, darling?"
"I almost did it... I almost put my dick in the pickle slicer. It was the most exciting feeling and-"
"DARYLL! You will stop this crazy talk of putting your dick in the pickle slicer! We both know it is childish and irresponsible, not to mention dangerous."
"Yes dear. I will... try to resist my crazy impulses..."
The next day the wife received a phone call. It was her husband, sounding dejected.
"Well, I finally did it. I finally put my dick in the pickle slicer."
"OH MY GOD!!! What happened!?!"
"Oh... I got fired."
"NO! Not that! What happened with the pickle slicer?"
"Oh..... She got fired too."