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Post by baddius on Oct 20, 2019 20:51:44 GMT -5
A ventriloquist is performing with his dummy on his lap. He’s telling a dumb-blonde joke when a young platinum-haired beauty jumps to her feet. “What gives you the right to stereotype blondes that way?” she demands. “What does hair color have to do with my worth as a human being?”
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to stammer out an apology.
“You keep out of this!” she yells. “I’m talking to that little jerk on your knee!”
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Post by Neal on Nov 10, 2020 1:57:35 GMT -5
My favorite blond joke.
A blonde and a brunette are lounging by a pool in California. The brunette asks the blonde which is closer, the moon or Florida? The blonde quickly replies "The Moon." The brunette asks "How do you know?" The blonde says "Duh... can you see Florida?"
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Post by padrepower on Nov 14, 2020 1:11:45 GMT -5
Oh well here's another one
Q:What do you call a smart blonde?
A:A Golden Retriever
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