Post by ivor on Aug 26, 2021 6:49:31 GMT -5
A couple who worked in the circus applied to adopt a child but the social workers raised doubts about their suitability.
The couple produced photos of their 50 ft motorhome, which is equipped with a beautiful nursery.
"But what kind of education will the child get when you're on the move all the time?" they were asked.
"We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin and computer skills."
Then there are doubts about raising a child in a circus environment.
"Our nanny is an expert in paediatric welfare and diet."
The social workers are finally satisfied. "Do you want a boy or girl?"
"It doesn't really matter, as long as it fits in the cannon"
The couple produced photos of their 50 ft motorhome, which is equipped with a beautiful nursery.
"But what kind of education will the child get when you're on the move all the time?" they were asked.
"We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin and computer skills."
Then there are doubts about raising a child in a circus environment.
"Our nanny is an expert in paediatric welfare and diet."
The social workers are finally satisfied. "Do you want a boy or girl?"
"It doesn't really matter, as long as it fits in the cannon"