Post by ivor on Apr 12, 2024 4:54:14 GMT -5
Two brothers woke up one morning and decided they were mature and needed to show it. So they decided to cuss in front of their parents. The older brother told the younger to use the word “damn” and he’d use “hell”.
They go downstairs for breakfast and mom asks the younger what he would like.
“I guess I’ll have some damn Toasties,” he says.
Mom whales into him and then grounds him for a week. She then turns to the older son and says
“Now what do you want smarty?”
The older brother looks at the younger, still smarting and decrying his week-long punishment. He looks at his mom then looks back again at his brother and says:
“Well I sure as hell don’t want any Toasties!”
They go downstairs for breakfast and mom asks the younger what he would like.
“I guess I’ll have some damn Toasties,” he says.
Mom whales into him and then grounds him for a week. She then turns to the older son and says
“Now what do you want smarty?”
The older brother looks at the younger, still smarting and decrying his week-long punishment. He looks at his mom then looks back again at his brother and says:
“Well I sure as hell don’t want any Toasties!”