ivor
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Post by ivor on Jul 5, 2024 7:18:34 GMT -5
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman, are marooned on a desert island. Walking dolefully along the edge of the beach they see a bottle. They pick it up and pull out the cork, out flies a genie. ‘Oh thank you he says, I’ve been in that bottle for 2000 years, I’m rewarding you each with one wish'. The Englishman says, ‘Oh thank you old chap, I wish I was back in Regent Street London', and whoosh he’s gone. The Scotsman says, ‘Och aye the noo, I wish I was back in Sauchiehall Street in Glasgow’ and whoosh he’s gone too. Finally the genie asks the Irishman, ‘Begorrah and bejabers,’ he replies, 'it’ll be lonely here without the other two, I wish they could come back’.
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