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Post by PaulR5 on Jul 1, 2015 1:52:14 GMT -5
The commuter on the train from New York to Newark settled in his seat to rest before getting home.
The woman right behind him started talking loudly on her cell. After a couple of minutes he sat up in his seat, turned around, and stared at her, obviously listening intently.
The woman said into the phone, "Just a minute," then said to the man, "Do you mind? This is a private conversati9on."
"Private? Lady, you're talking loud enough to be heard in Philadelphia!"
The woman turned red, then said into the phone, "I'll call you back later." She disconnected, and was silent the rest of the trip.
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Post by Lugnutz on Jul 1, 2015 6:56:13 GMT -5
This isn't a joke. It's a true story. I hate them and the yahoos that talk loud at the theater.
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Post by JohnInOhio on Jul 1, 2015 22:51:58 GMT -5
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Post by Lugnutz on Jul 2, 2015 6:47:32 GMT -5
I'm surprised that the old guy didn't go off on him.
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Post by baddius on Nov 2, 2016 19:18:00 GMT -5
I stopped the other day at a rest stop along the interstate highway to use the facilities. I was barely getting started when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restrooms at a rest stop but, I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassedly: "Doing Just Fine!"
And the other guy says: "So what are you up too?"
What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, just traveling"
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
Guy: Can I come over to your place after while?
Ok, this question is just wacky but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation.
I tell him, "Well, I have company over so today is a bad day for me!"
Then I hear the other guy say: "I'm going to have to call you back. I can barely hear you. There's some idiot in the other stall talking to his penis."
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