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Post by ryanbartlett on Jul 30, 2015 18:04:42 GMT -5
Dabeagle.com Announces Delay in Regular Thursday Update Some blame Microsoft but a potential coup by Cynus has not been ruled out.
Central California-- Dabeagle.com announced today that the regular Thursday site update would be delayed while site owner, David Fox-Schreiber, upgrades to the Windows 10 operating system. Readers should continue to be patient as the situation is well in hand and expected to be resolved shortly. In the mean time, readers are encouraged to enjoy the outstanding collection of stories currently available on the site.
Ryan Bartlett, author and known collaborator of Fox-Schreiber stated, "Dave reached out to me and asked me to inform the readers of a delay in today's site update while he upgrades his operating system." Bartlett further commented, "It sounds kind of like bullshit to me. I mean if this were the third world a coup d’état might start this way. I acknowledge this is not the third world but having said that, has anyone seen Cynus lately? Hmmm?"
Fox-Schreiber has not been reached for comment. For more information on this developing story...just wait longer.
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Post by Dr. Wilson on Jul 30, 2015 22:57:45 GMT -5
It seems that whatever Cynus was planning he's been handled. I noticed that the update was done a couple of hours ago. Maybe Fox-Schreiber regained control?
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Post by jamessavik on Jul 31, 2015 2:02:26 GMT -5
No darn it! You can't have a coup without a rebel.
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Post by Mr. Cynus on Jul 31, 2015 14:21:02 GMT -5
I've always found Cynus to be quite rebellious. Have you ever read his Ashes of Fate story?
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Post by ryanbartlett on Jul 31, 2015 14:49:26 GMT -5
Cynus remains a person of interest in the investigation of a possible coup. If you have seen this individual do not approach him as he may be armed and dangerous. Instead, please call 1-800-I-see-yo-ass.
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Post by Dabeagle on Jul 31, 2015 17:00:17 GMT -5
Also he should post more of his stories here....to defuse potential hostilities.
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Post by PaulR5 on Jul 31, 2015 23:15:30 GMT -5
Also he should post more of his stories here....to defuse potential hostilities. That's right! Another 20 or so stories ought to help a lot. A good one would be to have a story featuring Coach Gary Whitmore and Mr. Norris, bandleader for Sahara, would be great!
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Post by Cynus on Aug 3, 2015 18:28:12 GMT -5
Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. You were talking about my disappearance, no?
Also, did anyone notice that someone impersonated me above? Weird . . .
As to posting more stories here . . . I think you'll find a new one coming soon. Perhaps this week even. Perhaps it's already here as we speak . . . *makes eerie ghost sounds and then disappears into the night*
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Post by Lugnutz on Aug 3, 2015 19:39:22 GMT -5
Hold me. I'm scared.
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