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Post by PaulR5 on Feb 17, 2017 13:37:25 GMT -5
Jim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt.
His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks.
“Honey, I've been thinking. Now that we are married, I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, hand loading and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat.”
Jim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
“There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”
"Ex wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
“I wasn't.”
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The Ex
Feb 18, 2017 8:24:25 GMT -5
Post by Lugnutz on Feb 18, 2017 8:24:25 GMT -5
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Post by Cole Parker on Feb 20, 2017 19:24:03 GMT -5
What do you get when you combine Donald Trump, a potato and a penis?
Think about it.
No peeking.
Come on. You can get it.
No? Too hard?
Okay. Combine The Donald, and potato, and a penis, and you get:
A dictater.
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The Ex
Feb 21, 2017 9:51:51 GMT -5
Post by James Merkin on Feb 21, 2017 9:51:51 GMT -5
Ha ha ha, good one Cole. I was thinking along the lines of a spudnut, but yours is better.
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