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Post by Neal on Jun 17, 2023 1:38:18 GMT -5
Finally my winter fat has gone… Now, I have spring rolls.
  
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Post by Neal on Jun 24, 2023 0:23:22 GMT -5
If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them!  
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Post by Neal on Jun 30, 2023 21:44:57 GMT -5
I really don’t mind getting older, but my body is taking it badly.
  
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Post by Neal on Jul 8, 2023 0:22:45 GMT -5
My resume is just a list of things I never want to do again.  
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Post by Neal on Jul 14, 2023 20:57:40 GMT -5
It’s ironic that the two O’s in cooperate insist on having their own separate sounds.
  
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Post by Neal on Jul 21, 2023 7:32:51 GMT -5
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Post by Neal on Jul 28, 2023 6:37:48 GMT -5
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Post by Neal on Aug 5, 2023 8:42:41 GMT -5
What if dogs are way smarter than we think, and they just play dumb, so they don’ have to work and pay taxes?  
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Post by Neal on Aug 11, 2023 6:11:00 GMT -5
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Post by Neal on Aug 18, 2023 4:42:47 GMT -5
Working your whole life just to "enjoy" a few years when you're close to death is one of the biggest scams.  
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Post by Neal on Aug 25, 2023 5:02:22 GMT -5
When I was young, I was poor. But after decades of hard work, I’m no longer young.
  
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Post by Neal on Sept 1, 2023 2:52:55 GMT -5
There should be a calorie refund for things that didn’t taste as good as you expected.  
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Post by Neal on Sept 8, 2023 7:27:52 GMT -5
All I want is a two-income household and to live alone.
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Post by Neal on Sept 15, 2023 8:54:15 GMT -5
I’m at a place in my life where errands are starting to count as going out.
  
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Post by Neal on Sept 22, 2023 6:27:31 GMT -5
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