|
Post by Neal on May 10, 2024 5:11:34 GMT -5
Too old for Snapchat, too young for Life Alert.
|
|
|
Post by Neal on May 17, 2024 0:34:45 GMT -5
I just had my patience tested. I'm negative
|
|
|
Post by Neal on May 24, 2024 2:30:32 GMT -5
Not all your life decisions have to be smart. Some can be purely for cinematic value.
|
|
|
Post by Neal on May 31, 2024 6:12:29 GMT -5
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat.
|
|
|
Post by Neal on Jun 7, 2024 1:48:52 GMT -5
GOD EXPECTS SPIRITUAL FRUIT. NOT RELIGIOUS NUTS.
|
|
|
Post by Neal on Jun 14, 2024 4:40:29 GMT -5
I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment!
|
|
|
Post by Neal on Jun 21, 2024 4:25:47 GMT -5
I've never seen anyone jogging and smiling. So, that's all I need to know about that.
|
|
|
Post by Neal on Jun 28, 2024 3:08:08 GMT -5
I wish I was as thin as my patience.
|
|
|
Post by Neal on Jul 5, 2024 3:55:31 GMT -5
Some people spread happiness wherever they go. Other people whenever they go.
|
|
|
Post by Dabeagle on Jul 6, 2024 0:17:55 GMT -5
There was a sign in the office of my mechanic buddy that said 'Everyone brings joy to this office. Some when the enter, others when they leave.' I like both variations, and they are very true - however they can also be applied to Teams meetings.
|
|
|
Post by Neal on Jul 11, 2024 23:22:22 GMT -5
Thought of the Day It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone - so far. Marilyn Monroe 1926 - 1962
|
|
|
Post by Neal on Jul 19, 2024 2:23:55 GMT -5
I DON’T ALWAYS ROLL A JOINT. BUT WHEN I DO IT’S USUALLY MY ANKLE.
|
|
|
Post by Neal on Jul 26, 2024 6:01:33 GMT -5
THE LITTLE SCROLLY THING TO PICK THE YEAR YOU WERE BORN IS GETTING KINDA LONG.
|
|
|
Post by camy on Jul 26, 2024 9:32:27 GMT -5
|
|
|
Post by Neal on Aug 2, 2024 9:21:07 GMT -5
SOME PEOPLE WAKE UP FEELING LIKE A MILLION BUCKS. Me? I wake up feeling like insufficient funds.
|
|