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Post by Neal on Aug 9, 2024 1:17:03 GMT -5
When I was younger, I could walk into a grocery store with 2 one-dollar bills and come out with a quart of milk a jar of peanut butter a loaf of bread a dozen eggs and a soda. Now, they have cameras everywhere.
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Post by Neal on Aug 16, 2024 3:32:42 GMT -5
Is it weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies?
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Post by Neal on Aug 22, 2024 23:56:01 GMT -5
Mars is the only known planet in our solar system populated by functioning robots.
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Post by Neal on Aug 30, 2024 2:06:09 GMT -5
First rule of family gatherings: ALWAYS bring your own vehicle so you can leave when you want to!
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Post by Neal on Sept 6, 2024 1:28:27 GMT -5
Do regular dogs see a police dog and think “Oh no it’s a cop!”
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Post by Neal on Sept 13, 2024 7:43:14 GMT -5
Once you start reading “psychotherapist” as “psycho-the-rapist” there is no going back.
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Post by Neal on Sept 20, 2024 0:47:33 GMT -5
I was put on this earth to do one thing. Luckily, I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want.
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Post by PaulR5 on Sept 22, 2024 22:23:46 GMT -5
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Post by Neal on Sept 27, 2024 1:56:33 GMT -5
I’m writing a book about all the things I should be doing in my life. It’s called an oughtobiography.
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Post by Neal on Oct 4, 2024 0:44:16 GMT -5
I no longer dislike Mondays. I am mature now... I dislike the whole week.
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Post by Neal on Oct 11, 2024 2:20:47 GMT -5
If I’m a nobody, and nobody is perfect. Then am I perfect?
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