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Post by Dabeagle on Dec 17, 2021 8:25:23 GMT -5
That's not too far from my nightly plans!
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Post by Neal on Dec 23, 2021 22:20:55 GMT -5
My goal for 2021 was to lose just 10 pounds. Only 15 to go.
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Post by Neal on Dec 31, 2021 4:13:30 GMT -5
Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: "close enough."
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Post by Neal on Jan 8, 2022 2:14:12 GMT -5
My doctor asked if anyone in my family suffered from mental illness. I said, "No, we all seem to enjoy it."
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Post by Neal on Jan 14, 2022 3:46:12 GMT -5
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore and forget all at the same time!
(I live in Phoenix. AZ. Phoenix set a record for consecutive days (6) of 115-plus degree heat, 117 in JUNE 2021)
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Post by Neal on Jan 21, 2022 3:47:51 GMT -5
I don’t know how to use TikTok, but I can write in cursive, do long division and tell time on clocks with hands… so there’s that.
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Post by Neal on Jan 28, 2022 18:47:46 GMT -5
I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink. Turns out it was the refrigerator
A "two for" Friday
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Post by Neal on Feb 4, 2022 4:29:57 GMT -5
The fact that there's a Highway to Hell and only a Stairway to Heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.
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Post by Neal on Feb 11, 2022 5:03:51 GMT -5
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Post by Neal on Feb 25, 2022 5:43:30 GMT -5
I’m always disappointed when liar’s pants don’t actually catch on fire. The World News sucks today, so here is an extra bit of humor.
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Post by Neal on Mar 4, 2022 3:24:45 GMT -5
I use SARCASM because beating the crap out of people has legal consequences that are unappealing to me.
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Post by Neal on Mar 12, 2022 5:25:06 GMT -5
Being an adult is the dumbest thing I have ever done.
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Post by padrepower on Mar 15, 2022 22:30:05 GMT -5
I’m always disappointed when liar’s pants don’t actually catch on fire.<button disabled="" class="c-attachment-insert--linked o-btn--sm">Attachment Deleted</button> The World News sucks today, so here is an extra bit of humor.
<button disabled="" class="c-attachment-insert--linked o-btn--sm">Attachment Deleted</button> The White House would have burned down by now |
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Post by Neal on Mar 18, 2022 3:17:01 GMT -5
A dog that gave birth to puppies near the road was cited for littering.
COLD WEATHER TIP
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Post by Neal on Mar 25, 2022 3:19:35 GMT -5
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
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