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Post by Neal on Jun 24, 2022 5:37:33 GMT -5
If you eat food off other people's plates it’s their calories, not yours, so they don’t count.
 
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Post by Neal on Jul 1, 2022 6:39:45 GMT -5
"THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FICTION AND REALITY? FICTION HAS TO MAKE SENSE." --- Tom Clancy  
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Post by Dabeagle on Jul 5, 2022 10:30:44 GMT -5
That Clancy quote is so true.
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Post by Neal on Jul 8, 2022 3:41:16 GMT -5
“People say, “But Betty, Facebook is a great way to connect with old friends.” Well, at my age, if I want to connect with old friends, I need a Ouija board.”
---Betty White”
 
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Post by Neal on Jul 15, 2022 3:05:53 GMT -5
People treat me like God. They ignore my existence unless the need something from me.
I'm rethinking going to the ballet. (I haven't checked out the website in the pic but, I did Google "awkward boners" and was surprised by the results.) A Greek philosopher I like but never heard of until yesterday.
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Post by Neal on Jul 23, 2022 0:09:19 GMT -5
Time flies like an arrow, while fruit flies like a banana.Coping in Upstate New York  First of some Alec inspired signs at work. 
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Post by dgt224 on Jul 24, 2022 2:10:52 GMT -5
Either the container in the first image is a lot smaller than it looks, it's mostly empty, or the label is inaccurate. 1,000,000 mg is 1,000 grams or 1 kilogram, which is about 2.2 pounds.
Prozac is about 20% denser than water, and a metric ton of water is one cubic meter or about 264 gallons (224 gallons if you're east of the pond). If that tank is about two meters tall and ten meters long, it has a volume of about 31 cubic meters. If the Prozac is in powder form it's presumably less dense. Guessing that the powder would be about one third the density of water (for ease of calculation, because there's too much guesswork going on here for accuracy to be a serious consideration), the tank would hold about ten metric tons, i.e., 10,000 kilograms, of Prozac.
So if the tank is full, that label should say something like "10,000,000,000 mg".
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Post by Dabeagle on Jul 26, 2022 9:23:41 GMT -5
Either the container in the first image is a lot smaller than it looks, it's mostly empty, or the label is inaccurate. 1,000,000 mg is 1,000 grams or 1 kilogram, which is about 2.2 pounds. Prozac is about 20% denser than water, and a metric ton of water is one cubic meter or about 264 gallons (224 gallons if you're east of the pond). If that tank is about two meters tall and ten meters long, it has a volume of about 31 cubic meters. If the Prozac is in powder form it's presumably less dense. Guessing that the powder would be about one third the density of water (for ease of calculation, because there's too much guesswork going on here for accuracy to be a serious consideration), the tank would hold about ten metric tons, i.e., 10,000 kilograms, of Prozac. So if the tank is full, that label should say something like "10,000,000,000 mg".  |
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Post by Neal on Jul 29, 2022 3:11:28 GMT -5
Can trees poop? – Yes. How else do we get No.2 pencils.
 Alec inspired sign at work 
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Post by Dabeagle on Jul 30, 2022 13:55:15 GMT -5
Alec would approve.
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Post by Neal on Aug 5, 2022 2:51:20 GMT -5
A hole in the wall was found at a nudist camp and police are looking into it.
 Another Alec inspired sign at work 
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Post by Neal on Aug 13, 2022 2:53:22 GMT -5
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Post by Neal on Aug 19, 2022 5:53:19 GMT -5
Back in my day. “Panic buying” was when the bartender said, “last call.”
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Post by Neal on Aug 26, 2022 23:04:15 GMT -5
I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice. 
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Post by Dabeagle on Aug 28, 2022 13:56:19 GMT -5
Old saying - Volkswagen's don't leak oil; they mark their territory.
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